Friday, April 27, 2007

Haliburton Hook Line N' Sinkers Unveil New LOGO...


HALIBURTON (Haliburton Daily Press Release) - The Haliburton Hook Line N' Sinkers officially unveiled their team uniforms and their new logo today. The management for the team held an open contest to everyone in the area to design the logo, but they went with one of their own designs in the end. A source close to GM Colin Wallace was quoted as saying "They just didn't like any of them. Basically said they were all crap, so they used the paper for kindling to a big bonfire the other night." The community showed their depreciation to the organization's decision by putting up signs asking residents of the Haliburton region to boycott the press conference, and it seemed to have worked as there were only 11 people in attendance, 4 of those being reporters. One attendee, who did not want his name released, said "I had no clue everyone was boycotting. I can't read so the signs didn't do me any good." Representatives from the Hook Line N' Sinkers organization were not available for comment.

2 comments:

Sixth and Elm said...

Wow, Our fish looks pretty happy about his impending death...

Colin said...

He knows he's going to a better place and he's super excited.